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1. Suppliers are running low, we need to buy them now!
2. Prices are going up, we need to buy now while it's cheaper.
3. My kids need the boxes for school projects.
4. My humidor regulates better when it's full.
5. These cigars I'm buying will be worth more later.
6. We live in earthquake country (substitute natural disaster of your
choice) and the UPS and FexEx drivers may not be able to get thru for
WEEKS.
7. I have to have different types for different occasions.
8. When my friends come over, I want to make sure I have enough.
9. I need to buy these cheap cigars for people I don't know well enough.
10. It's cheaper by the box.
11. It's cheaper by the bundle.
12. It's research - I'm trying to determine how many "bad" smokes are in
a box. Of course, to be statistically accurate, I need to personally
smoke 30+ boxes from the same crop.
13. The freight costs are cheaper when you order 5 or more boxes at once.
14. I haven't seen that brand in awhile.
15. My (choose one: wife, SO, cat, neighbor, dog, goldfish, etc.) likes the
smell of cigars, and I want to keep them happy.
16. My friend is talking about those cigars.
17. CA talked about those cigars.
18. ASC talked about these cigars!!
19. I have to buy these, I haven't tried them yet.
20. It's Cuban.
21. They won't go bad anyway.
22. I have more humidor space.
23. I can just build another Igloodore.
24. Hey, the unplugged extra fridge in the garage holds at 72%!
25. Well, I turned the page in the catalog and saw these beautiful cigars.
26. They pricing was so good that I have to buy a few boxes.
27. Such a nice looking humidor deserves to be FULL of Cubans!
29. I tried a single and it was great, so I have to buy the box!
30. Wow! These are a great value!
31. I need the empty boxes to store the bands. (And these new boxes will
result in MORE bands, which will require additional boxes!)
32. You can't get these anywhere else!
33. I need to buy them retail since it takes 9 months from the manufacturer.
34. You can order directly from the manufacturer!
35. The more I use my expensive cutter and lighter, the cheaper the "per
cigar" cost becomes. ($50 for 5 cigars = $10/ea - doesn't make much
sense, but if it's $50 for 5,000 cigars, that's merely a penny per
smoke!)
36. Cigars are so relaxing, it'll save me a bundle in shrink money.
37. They taste so good, I have to buy more.
38. The wrappers are so dark and oily.
39. They're calling to me.
40. Cigars are the hot trend right now.
41. My friends started buying by the box.
42. Everybody is buying by the box.
43. The ones I have need to be aged, so I have to buy ones I can smoke.
44. I need to buy more so they can marry.
45. I need to buy more because I took off all the wrappers of my cigars
and found out they don't marry.
46. They go so well with vintage port (insert favorite drink).
47. All the celebrities smoke them.
48. My boss smokes them.
49. My employees kept giving them to me, and now I like them too much
to stop.
50. It's a vintage smoke!
51. After learning more about cigars, my tastes have changed.
52. I need stronger fuller flavored cigars.
53. I need a morning cigar.
54. I need a midday cigar.
55. I need an evening cigar.
56. I've only tried 19% of the cigars in Bob Curtis' cigar database.
57. On can never have too many cigars.
58. My wife collects barbies -- I collect cigars.
59. You can't get arrested for smoking and driving.
60. If I order by the box mail order -- I save the 13% GA tobacco tax
and 6% sales tax -- Who could resist such a bargin.
61. I have full cans of butane that I need to use before they go bad.
62. I need to make sure I have plenty of stogie on hands -- never know
when it will snow in GA and we won't be able to leave the house.
63. I need to make sure I have enough to light all those fireworks on
the fouth of July.
64. Tax season is almost upon us -- and I am sure that we will be
getting a refund.
65. I didn't get what I wanted for the holidays.
66. If I don't deserve them -- who does.
67. I just got my discover cash back bonus -- for all the stogies I
charged last year -- these few boxes are really free.
68. Don't complain -- it gets me out of the house to walk the dogs.
69. Look how much I save ordering by mail -- could you imagine what it
would cost to go to the Dom. Rep to get them.
70. If I can find enough brands from one place that I like -- we can
go on vacation there next winter.
71. Nothing goes better with a piece of apple pie than a cigar.
72. I don't have nearly as many as (name a cigar smoking buddy)
73. There are hundreds of different brands -- I only have a few.
74. If you think that this is alot -- you shouild see what they have
at (name your local shop).
75. Would you rather that I go out drinking to the local nudie bar?
76. Cigar smokers make better lovers.
77. Cigar smokers are the most considerate and caring husbands.
78. I still have a full bottle of PG -- what else am I going to
humidify with it?
